Whaleshark Days

In the moments before she dies, a woman whose hair used to be bright ginger is visited by a man in a bowtie. She does not know who he is and thinks about giving him a piece of her mind till he moves forward and presses his fingertips to her temple. Memories flood her mind. People and planets and places she had saved alongside a long streak of nothing rush back to her. She remembers being the most important woman in creation. Then with a smile on her face Donna Noble closes her eyes and sleeps forevermore. The Doctor simply looks on with tears in his eyes as his best friend leaves this world with the only gift he could give her.

silverdrake:

laughingalonewiththetardis:

mrloopysquirrel:

wHy

There’s something in my eye…

CLOSE THEM FAST ITS AN ANGEL

kaiifayce:

is there anyone else

who just remembers

there’s a season 8 gag reel coming?

feelingstrangelyalive:

you’re on tumblr, there’s no one around and all your shows are on hiatus…

then… out of the corner of your eye you see them…

the hannibal fandom

If River Song can concentrate on a dress size and this is her second regeneration, why can’t the Doctor concentrate on becoming a ginger?

sursonica:

inflammatorystatements:

Woman Time Lords can control the way they will look when they regenerate, while male Time Lords cannot. This was established in Classic Who, when Romana regenerated.

Also, the Doctor wanting to be Ginger is not about the hair color. In Gallifrey, the only ones to have red hair were the people called Heroes which were beings who were time-sentient (meaning they could see all of the time at the same time). So I doubt they will ever make him ginger.

patsy:

lancelot:

galahad:

arthur:

CAMELOT

CAMELOT

CAMELOT

its only a model

sacaswagea:

immergerd:

sacaswagea:

“if ur ready CUM and get it”

haha only 18+ will get this one. :PPP

I’m younger than eighteen and I get the joke. Btw, you’re really only supposed to use numbers instead of spelling out the word after one hundred. Or, to be grammatically correct, 100. You’re eighteen, you should know this.

is this real life

alittlebitoflace:

caoabunga:

mightymur:

The final, brilliant word on passive voice.

“She was killed [by zombies.]” <—- passive

“Zombies killed [by zombies] her.” <—- active

Could have really fucking used this in high school…

Christ… they should have taught me this in the first grade when we actually have grammar lessons

prpldragon:

waywardangelsandhunters:

that-gay-bunny:

acciogaysharks:

fag-ology:

beinggayisokay:

I wish this was an exaggeration, I really do.

But its not

Dear lord, this is one of the most accurate posts on this site.

You forgot the ruffles.

this is me shopping

And pockets

I nearly fell asleep the last time I went shopping.

fandom-pride:

fandomslutcakes:

caskett12:

Reporter: What made you lose 37 pounds?

Raven Symone: The pressure of society.

Finally a celebrity who says the real reason

I’m pretty sure that in an interview, that someone told her that she looks beautiful she said:

“I was always beautiful, now I’m just thin.”

I love her
Always have, always will

a poem about bugs

miriko96:

whinychester:

pizza-butts:

if it can fly

it should die

this is probably what metatron was thinking

e-slut:

things! not! to! say! to! asexuals!:

‘aren’t you just asexual becuase no one likes you?’

‘asexuality isn’t even real’

‘you’ll grow out of it’

‘well do you masturbate?’

anything of or pertaining to amoebas

‘so does that mean you’re gonna die alone then?’

‘you don’t dress like an asexual’